Pigs are cute and you will deal!

oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:30:28 +0300

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher

attractiveblogger: whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:26:40 +0300

attractiveblogger:

whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem too sure

briannathestrange: things I enjoy cuddling snuggling sitting in laps having my hair...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:36:24 +0300

briannathestrange:

things I enjoy

cuddling

snuggling

sitting in laps

having my hair scratched/stroked

burrowing next to people

forehead kissies

things I enjoy but rarely get to do because no one does them with me

cuddling

snuggling

sitting in laps

having my hair scratched/stroked

burrowing next to people

forehead kissies

psyducker: standing at the wedding alter spouse: i do me: same

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:34:58 +0300

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

anus: i feel bad for my computer, he has to just stare back at me like

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:33:48 +0300

anus:

i feel bad for my computer, he has to just stare back at me like

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:56:53 +0300

darrynek: i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:46:07 +0300

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:44:01 +0300

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:42:29 +0300

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

sodamnrelatable: When I try to make new friends. i think the greatest part about this is that it...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:03:28 +0300

sodamnrelatable:

When I try to make new friends.

i think the greatest part about this is that it doesn’t matter which chameleon you were referring to they’re both equally accurate

hannibalthecanibal: vachelsstrife: wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuf...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:01:18 +0300

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

stripforharry: soolooxcoopter: obesealpaca: When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:59:21 +0300

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

funneestuff: latenight-fireworks: u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t: dulect: Members of The Pussycat...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:58:18 +0300

funneestuff:

latenight-fireworks:

u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

Nicole Scherzinger

????????

?

?

??

?????

Members of Maroon 5

Adam Levine

????????

?

?

??

Members of Paramore

Hayley Williams

???

?????????

????

???

Members of Destiny’s Child

Beyonce

Beyonce?? ?? ?

Beyonce???? ?

Me: oh thats cute

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:28:06 +0300

Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not

elementary school: I went to bed at 10

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:28:00 +0300

elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:19:47 +0300

nevvzealand: I AM IN THE YARD AND I HAVE A MILKSHAKE WHERE ARE...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:17:33 +0300

nevvzealand:

I AM IN THE YARD AND I HAVE A MILKSHAKE

WHERE ARE YOU BOYS

YOU ONLY HAVE 1 MILKSHAKE!

SILLY GURL

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:15:20 +0300

heyfunniest: queer-apple: rad1calcunt: disregardwomen: athousandwords-forlove: 1ll-reality: ly...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:14:14 +0300

heyfunniest:

queer-apple:

rad1calcunt:

disregardwomen:

athousandwords-forlove:

1ll-reality:

lynzave:

friendly reminder that this is me before tumblr

and this is me after tumblr

do you see what it does to you

Before tumblr

After tumblr

I got gay.

Before tumblr…

after tumblr…

I may have caught the gay too….

before tumblr

After tumblr

I caught it too..

Before Tumblr

After Tumblr

Welp.

before tumblr

after tumblr

Omfggggggg

sodamnrelatable: you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:10:02 +0300

sodamnrelatable:

you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to

Pigs are cute and you will deal!

oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who...

attractiveblogger: whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because...

briannathestrange: things I enjoy cuddling snuggling sitting in laps having my hair...

psyducker: *standing at the wedding alter* spouse: i do me: same

anus: i feel bad for my computer, he has to just stare back at me like

Photo

darrynek: i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked...

sodamnrelatable: When I try to make new friends. i think the greatest part about this is that it...

hannibalthecanibal: vachelsstrife: wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuf...

stripforharry: soolooxcoopter: obesealpaca: When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks...

funneestuff: latenight-fireworks: u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t: dulect: Members of The Pussycat...

Me: oh thats cute

elementary school: I went to bed at 10

Photo

nevvzealand: I AM IN THE YARD AND I HAVE A MILKSHAKE WHERE ARE...

Photo

heyfunniest: queer-apple: rad1calcunt: disregardwomen: athousandwords-forlove: 1ll-reality: ly...

sodamnrelatable: you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to

psyducker: standing at the wedding alter spouse: i do me: same