20 Years From Now:
- Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
- Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
- band member: hey what can i sign for you
- me: just this piece of paper here please
- band member: ok cool
- me: thanks
- band member: wait was that an adoption paper
- me: no BYE
- band member: WAIT
- me: NO
- band member: SECURITY
- me: BYE
Being the first to clap in an audience
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
People who say ''New Year, New Me.''
When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to bring something