May 2013
Americans: Youtube
Australians: Youchube
zeloismybaby:
kindred-spiritss:
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
bubblelumps:
1000notes:
comedraco:
twyll:
good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
lolsofunny:
rangerkimmy:
lovemick3y:
“high school will be the best four years of your life”
“college is so much better”
(lol here!)
I can’t stress enough on how much true this is.
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
mailorderwife:
It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
fupaccino:
downtherabbittthole:
if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson
YO THERE’S SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP SCREEN
1 tag
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
gorilllas:
when the teacher says you don’t have to work in groups
drarna:
the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
arguewithatree:
teamfreesexuality:
proudlyinsane:
timelord-and-fishcustard:
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
well shit
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
basedgodniall:
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names