nepekittyleijon:

Have i ever told you guys how much i absolutely adore corsets

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 


SHIT SON

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.

Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.

When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 

SHIT SON

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

bigguyflyy:

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in NYC DAY 2! So I missed day one but I hit NYC hard On day 2 like I hadn’t even missed a day! I was super tired because I literally hadn’t slept in 2 days straight and it was really hot! So I threw on the coolest thing I brought and headed for the Lincoln Center!
From the jump I had an awesome time! Got to take some pics with some really dope people and even had an awesome photo bomb moment!!!! LOLOL!

In this outfit

Ralph Lauren Denim shirt 2x- Macy’s

Ralph Lauren Denim shorts 40- Macy’s

Clutch- thrifted

Blue shows 12- Macy’s http://bigguyflyy.tumblr.com for big guy fashion!

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

I GET THE PHOTO NOW….

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:

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sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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coconutoil97:

me walking down the isle to my soon-to-be husband (drake) while 2 on plays:

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him when he see me walking down the isle:

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satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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lord-of-all-awesome:

blibblobblib:

Breakfast around the world

Fuckin australia

fabulosax:

mea-aloha:

surfursparadise:

eastcoastcollegekid:

Take me here

Venice will be my next destination 

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen holy shit i can’t stop watching it 

i wanna go so bad 

fabulosax:

mea-aloha:

surfursparadise:

eastcoastcollegekid:

Take me here

Venice will be my next destination 

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen holy shit i can’t stop watching it 

i wanna go so bad 

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to