white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
Have i ever told you guys how much i absolutely adore corsets
A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face.
Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in NYC DAY 2! So I missed day one but I hit NYC hard On day 2 like I hadn’t even missed a day! I was super tired because I literally hadn’t slept in 2 days straight and it was really hot! So I threw on the coolest thing I brought and headed for the Lincoln Center!
From the jump I had an awesome time! Got to take some pics with some really dope people and even had an awesome photo bomb moment!!!! LOLOL!
In this outfit
Ralph Lauren Denim shirt 2x- Macy’s
Ralph Lauren Denim shorts 40- Macy’s
Blue shows 12- Macy’s http://bigguyflyy.tumblr.com for big guy fashion!
relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend
my gay ass:
me walking down the isle to my soon-to-be husband (drake) while 2 on plays:
him when he see me walking down the isle:
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.